F.U.B.A.R. Toasted misses a star not because of any particular flaw but because it's definitely not something I'd recommend to a novice. It is, however, everything the description would lead you to expect. The burn is substantial, as is the nicotine payday.
The flavorscape mixes the scent of a freshly opened pack of unfiltered cigarettes and (manure-free) barnyard. No perfumes, no menthol, just strong tobacco, grass with just a *hint* of coumarin, raw wood, and freshly turned earth. Breath control and pinch placement are absolute musts with this, though, because even with masterful technique, the price of admission to this ride is not inconsequential -- but it is well worth it.