This is definitely not what comes to mind when I think of sandalwood. Has a kind of a rotten smell to it, which I guess is supposed to be the sandalwood, but not as clean as it should be. The "sweet earthiness" manifests itself more like the underside of feet, and there certainly aren't any cigar notes. Dark, slightly moist snuff, holds together a little bit. Much much smaller plastic tin than you would expect. I guess if you're into either of the fetishes in the title this is for you, but otherwise I'd look elsewhere.